So I'm starting this blog. I mean, everyone today has a blog. Like, Paris Hilton's chihuahua probably has it's own blog. I'll bet it's really depressing though. Always offering money for someone to rescue it and telling sad stories about being traded for drugs. But anyhoo, I figure my musings are just as entertaining. For reals ya'll, crazy shit happens to me ALL THE TIME. Besides, I need to write again. So I'm blogging...
Step One: Acquire a super handy notebook in which to write down witty commentary and interesting observations. OMG! I am JUST LIKE Harriet the Spy! Except I can be prosecuted as an adult for trespassing. Seriously though, wasn't Harriet awesome? Loved her. There should be a follow-up for Harriet. Like maybe she actually became a spy, but her cover was blown by that guy that outed Valerie Plame. Moving on....
Step Two: Think of a great blog name. The name is everything people. I mean, besides content or whatever. Hmmmm. Blog Goddess? Nah. Blog Hog? I think not. Are you there blog, it's me Margaret. Too long and my name's not Margaret. It's BLOG! It's BLOG! It's blog the wonderful toy! It's fun for a girl or a boy. Wow, I'm the worst blog name thinker upper ever.... Why blog? Why!?
Hey, that's kinda catchy...
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Oh, Sara! Love it.
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