Tuesday, February 23, 2010
It's been almost a month since my last post, and boy have things been BORING... I have had zero, zilch, nada to write about. So here I am, blogging about nothing. Wow, that's brilliant. But I have to write SOMETHING!!! The pressure is overwhelming! The anxiety is killing me! Or I'm just really lazy. Yeah, probably that. So is anything going on? Well, Dick Cheney had his 5th heart attack. Which is ridiculous because everyone knows Dick Cheney doesn't have a heart! (thank you very much, I'm here all week!) Closer to home, Chris took the initiative and cleaned the toilet without being asked. This is a momentous occasion people...or it's a sign of the apocalypse, I'm not really sure. And no, I did not leave the toilet uncleaned just to see if he would clean it, though obviously the answer is yes. I just kept meaning to get around to it. And then not. Actually, that's been the theme with me for the past month. A general feeling of apathy. Ennui. Meh. Of course that's pretty much the norm in Oregon in February. But then came consecutive days of sun! And flowers blooming! WTF? So here we are, on the verge of spring. I can feel the mood lightening, the resolve returning, the urge to eat inappropriate carbs abating. So hang in there readers! There are some seriously amusing bogs ahead. Just maybe not this one.